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Contact the Cavalry Club
The boys at the Club are always pleased to hear from our few,
but loyal, friends. However, we do expect that vulgar and ribald messages that include solicitations for sexual favors by
Club members will include full name, return address and photos (dollies only, no girlie boys). Only exception is that messages
to old Uncle Alphonse may be sent anonomously. We also appreciate offers for free expendables such as Viagra, shotgun shells,
dry flys, spools of tippet, and like products.
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Thanks for visiting the Club
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| Original Historic Cavalry Club sign, circa 1942 or later |
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| Heinously Desecrated Historic Cavalry Club Sign |
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NOTE: lest we further confuse any hairy legged Birkenstock dames lurking about, the Club's
"Gentlemen Only" restriction extends only to current wives, ex-wives, mothers-in-law, current girlfriends and ex-girlfriends.
As the old sign at the west gate used to say before "someone" sprayed it with pink graffito, "LADIES ARE POSITIVELY NOT ALLOWED!
Other classes of women (emphasis added) are welcome". So, old uncle Alphonse says, "Sweetie, if
you are a "wo-man" as your pinky paint says, well then, slip on down the two track to the Club. The boys will make
you very welcome. Floors need mopping, dishes need washing, gear needs cleaning and potatos need peelin'...."
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Cavalry Club, Located on the Upper Manistee River Near Grayling, Michigan
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